- Dr. David Bruce Banner: I became obsessed with finding the key to the inner strength that all people have.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: I'd like to thank you... this has been, uhm, bottled up inside me for such a long time. It's such a relief to, ah, to tell someone that understands technically and still has sensitivity and compasion.
- Emerson Fletcher: What about the creature's destructive nature, which has been so widely reported?
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: From what I can gather the creature has never wantingly destroyed anything or seriously hurt anybody. Apparently he is motivated to deal with whatever frustrates or angers me. And I can't tell you what it's like every time when I... come back, wondering what has he done.
- Jack McGee: Fletcher, what did he tell you?
- Emerson Fletcher: He didn't tell me anything.
- Jack McGee: Aw, come on, you spend two days with a man who turns into Hulk, now who is he, what did he say?
- Emerson Fletcher: You know our conversations are privilidged information.
- Jack McGee: But it's my information, it's my story. Now come on, Fletcher, I think you owe me!
- Emerson Fletcher: I owe him.
- Jack McGee: Fletcher, we have to share this closet till they finish remodeling, so could you please refrain from poluting our air?
- Emerson Fletcher: Oh, stop yelling. Have you ever heard of noise pollution? I think it's worse than my smoking.
- Jack McGee: Fletcher, nothing is worse than your smoking, except maybe my spending $500 to quit smoking!
- [Jack McGee is shown Emerson Fletcher's voucher]
- Jack McGee: He's smart. He left the destination blank.
- Mark Roberts: Signing my name was not smart.
- Mark Roberts: [Fletcher has taken McGee's file on the Hulk] Oh, come on, Jack, sit down and relax, he doesn't even believe in the Hulk.
- Jack McGee: I think that he just got converted.