- Garland: Maybe he's out chasing big, green men again huh?
- Mark Roberts: Now we don't know that for sure.
- Garland: Now this is the third good story he's missed this month because of the Hulk...
- Garland: You know, it's a good thing Steinhauer isn't here... when is he coming back?
- Mark Roberts: Four months.
- Garland: For a honeymoon?
- Mark Roberts: Yeah.
- Garland: Must be really crazy about this one, huh?
- [starts laughing]
- Jack McGee: You're Steinhauer's girl...
- Mark Roberts: Pat.
- Jack McGee: Patty, right... You've changed, it's been a while, for the better I might add.
- Patricia Steinhauer: Meaning I wasn't any good before?
- Jack McGee: No.
- Patricia Steinhauer: It's all right, I wanted to talk to you Mr. McGee.
- Jack McGee: Oh, please, Patty, call me Jack.
- Patricia Steinhauer: Please, Jack, call me Miss Steinhauer. For appearances sake, of course.
- Jack McGee: Sometimes I forget just how ridiculous this whole thing must sound to an outsider. Beginning I didn't really believe the thing myself, when I first heard about it.
- Jack McGee: There I was, face to face with him. He was more awesome than I remembered. I felt totaly helpless. I promised myself never to be caught off guard again.
- Jack McGee: He's very intelligent, he's a survivor. He's able to take advantage of even the most hopeless situation. I feel as if I know him... strange...
- Patricia Steinhauer: Not so strange, the creature's obviously a projection of your own psyche.
- Jack McGee: Not likely, He's monstrous. Yet, I'm terrified that sooner or later someone's going to kill him. and that we'll never known the truth.
- Jack McGee: I gave up everything in my life outside of this story. There was a girl... and... and when she left me, I just barely noticed.
- Patricia Steinhauer: Listen to you! You're like an alcoholic when it comes to the Hulk and the only way you're gonna be cured is to give him up entirely!
- Jack McGee: Ok, I'll work on it by myself.
- Patricia Steinhauer: Fine. But as long as you're on my payroll, no matter what you hear about the Hulk or where you think he is, you don't touch it, understand? There is no more Hulk assignment, Mr. McGee, because there is no Hulk.
- Garland: Oh Mark, I got some fact sheets here. Which ones do you want us to keep working on?
- Mark Roberts: What have you got?
- Garland: I got the monkey brain transplant...
- Mark Roberts: Keep that.
- Garland: I got the Shneider follow up.
- Mark Roberts: I think the boss will like that one, keep that too.
- Garland: The cauliflower diet...
- Mark Roberts: Cauliflower? Lose it.
- Garland: A eh, new Hulk sighting...
- Mark Roberts: You really got a streak in you, Richard.
- Jack McGee: Where, where was he seen?
- Mark Roberts: Forget it, Jack, you're off the story. Dump it. Anything else?
- Garland: No.
- Jack McGee: You're a woman of rare qualities, Miss Steinhauer. You know I think that I would have noticed that about you sooner, If you weren't so good at hiding your feelings.
- Patricia Steinhauer: What makes you say that?
- Jack McGee: Old clichee: we recognize in others the little things that we do not like in our selves.
- Patricia Steinhauer: Have you heard from Jack?
- Mark Roberts: Yeah.
- Patricia Steinhauer: Is he in?
- Mark Roberts: No, he's catching a plane to Gary.
- Patricia Steinhauer: Gary, Indiana?
- Mark Roberts: Gary, Indiana.
- Patricia Steinhauer: We sound like a Broadway show tune.
- Patricia Steinhauer: I'll fire him.
- Mark Roberts: You can't do that.
- Patricia Steinhauer: I can do anything I want.
- Mark Roberts: He quit.
- Patricia Steinhauer: All right, I believe you. This giant green man does exist. Early A-bomb testing mutated hibernating Leprechauns trapped in an ice age gletcher that was drifting down here from Ireland.
- Chuck Schlosser: Did you bring the reward with you?
- Patricia Steinhauer: If you can come up with a man who turns green, we'll come up with ten thousand dollars.
- Patricia Steinhauer: I don't care if you weren't going to jump! You're still out of your mind! Why else would you stand on the ledge of a building?
- Jack McGee: Because it is the only place around here that you're gonna find a little privacy, except the men's room, and that was occupied.