- Charlie: [faced with the Incredible Hulk] I ain't gonna wrestle this guy!
- [bumps into Joe]
- Charlie: Out of the way!
- Joe Arnold: Look out, he's got the freezer!
- [Jack McGee examines a tranquilizer rifle]
- Game Warden: After something big?
- Jack McGee: Yeah, you could say that.
- Game Warden: Oh.
- Jack McGee: Something big.
- Mr. Roberts: Jack, the publisher are thinking of killing your weekly creature report. The Hulk hunt is getting too expensive. Plane tickets, wrecked cars...
- Jack McGee: You're talking about the biggest story in newspaper history, the're worried about a few cheesy bucks?
- Mr. Roberts: And you'll drop the Hulk story, until you can bring me something more than an out of focus photo of your green friend.
- Karen White: Listen Jill, he may be great at helping us with the books, but if that man is a dishwasher, then I'm Greta Garbo.
- Fred: I'm telling you, I never even seen them take such an interest in dirty dishes before.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Come on, Fred, I'm like an older brother to them.
- Fred: The're in love with you, amigo! Aha, in love. You watch, after this is all over the're gonna be flinging ravioli back and forth at each other, oh yeah.
- Joe Arnold: You ready?
- Charlie: I was born ready. You know, If I ever wrestle again, I think I'm gonna call myself The Cockroach.
- Joe Arnold: Let me tell you something, McGee, there's only a handful of reporters in this country who make big money, and I intend to be one of them.
- Jack McGee: So that's it, go for the bucks?
- Joe Arnold: Yeah.
- Jack McGee: No matter who it hurts.
- Joe Arnold: Right. You want me to do it straight, like you, and end up with nothing?
- Jack McGee: Well, I sleep good, I shave with my eyes wide open, I have friends. I feel a little sorry for you, Joe.
- Joe Arnold: Save your sympathy pal... for yourself.
- Jill Norton: Well, the place sure has lost a lot of it's magic since he left. I mean men like David just don't come into a girls life very often. He was so special.
- Karen White: If I ever see him again, I'm gonna tell him exactly how I feel about him leaving us without even giving any notice.
- Jill Norton: We'll never see him again. Another town, another name. Wasn't he wonderful?
- Karen White: He was perfect.
- Guard Samuelson: Do you folks really believe in that astrology stuff?
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Oh yes, oh yes. For instance, did you know that Pisces are the most intelligent of all signs?
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Jill, listen to me. You look lovely, but you're not dressed for fast getaways. Now if only one person goes into the print shop, only one person has the possibility of getting caught.
- Mr. Geller: It's just an unofficial warning. But if you write one more line about the Health Department slacking off, we'll have to take action. And I don't buy your freedom of the press routine.
- Joe Arnold: Look, Geller, there's no need for us knocking heads over this thing. We're both after the same thing: the public's welfare.