- Lady tourist: Say folks, this the way to Antowuk where the monsters are hanging out?
- Samantha Bates: Straight ahead. That's where the monster is, Antowuk!
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Look, you're not serious, are you, about trying to hunt that creature down.
- Harlen Bates: Oh, I'm not gonna try. I'm gonna do it.
- Mayor Claire Murphy: I don't know, Harlan. As newspaper editor, I'd love to print this story all over the place. But being mayor, too, it puts me in a bad spot. I don't want to start a panic.
- Harlen Bates: Claire, your honor, I don't want to sound disrespectful, but you're nuts. You see, there's not enough people left in this town to panic. Now this creature is exactly what Antowuk needs. It's a tourist draw that won't stop. It's better than Bigfoot.