- Harry Henderson: Once you pull your first con, get a mark in the palm of your hands, it almost feels to good to stop.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Sounds like you're talking from experience.
- Harry Henderson: Some of them bad...
- Harry Henderson: Some pro. I've lost my touch. And without it, I ain't even a third rate con. I ain't nothing.
- Harry Henderson: Waving that kind of money in front of a guy like me is like locking up an alcoholic in a lickor store over the weekend.
- Jack McGee: I don't think you were directly affected, General, ah, but the guests below here reported seeing a large, green man.
- Harry Henderson: [as General Marina] A green man, Senor McGee?
- Jack McGee: Ah, yeah, yeah. I know it's kinda hard to believe, but if you could see the damage down there, you'd think a tank plowed through.
- Harry Henderson: Now, this green man you mentioned, he was driving a tank?
- Jack McGee: No, no nonono, of course not. You see, more a creature than a man, he's enormous. Tremendous power. He's called the Hulk.
- Harry Henderson: Hurk?
- Jack McGee: Hulk.
- Harry Henderson: Halk?
- Jack McGee: Hulk.
- Harry Henderson: Holk.
- Jack McGee: Close enough, yeah.
- [David approaches a hotel elevator, but is stopped by the guard]
- Guard: Excuse me, sir. I can't let you up if you're not on this list. Direct orders from General Marina.
- [Harry is wearing a disguise to collect the lottery money on David's behalf]
- Announcer: Ah, tell me Mr. Becker. What's the first thing you're going to do with your quarter of a million dollars?
- Harry Henderson: I'll hold it in my hand, and pinch myself and make sure this isn't a dream.