- Bernard Devlin: This kid could be a goldmine. My other three clients are bread and butter. This one is nine courses.
- Bernard Devlin: I'll ask you one more time: where is he?
- Audrey: I don't know. He dumped me.
- Bernard Devlin: That hayseed? You'll never be as good a liar as I am. You don't get the practice and you don't have the brains.
- Cyrus McCormack: Hows it going, Johnny?
- Charlie: I tell you Woodsman, I hate the modern day ball player. They don't have the hustle, the drive that you and me had. It's an hour before game time. The kid ought to be here, warming up. The General Manager's here made a special trip down to see him. I don't understand these kids. He's probably some place blow drying his hair so he will look good.