- Inspector Gadget: Go-Go Gadget 'brella! Go-Go Gadget copter! Go-Go Gadget anything!
- [Brain catches him, and lands safely]
- Inspector Gadget: Go-Go Gadget save the day again.
- Inspector Gadget: [after being thrown overboard] So, they wanna play rough, eh? Well, they're no match for Inspector Gadget! Go-Go Gadget legs! Whoa!
- [jumps through a window of the ship, slides across a long dinner table, falls through a window on the opposite side, and into the sea]
- Inspector Gadget: [after falling backwards into a swimming pool, gurgling] A remarkable recovery shows what an alert mind can do!
- Inspector Gadget: Penny, finish your breakfast and then off to school. I don't want you to be late.
- Penny: But, it's Saturday.
- Inspector Gadget: [interrupts] Not a moment to lose, I've got to get to the boat. Claw will stop at nothing to get those jewels.
- Inspector Gadget: [whilst testing his gadgets, Gadget hits his head on the ceiling lamp, but manages to fix it afterwards with his Gadget hand holding a spare bulb] Many hands make "light" work.
- Chief Quimby: Congratulations, Gadget. I don't know how you did it, but you did.
- Inspector Gadget: That makes two of us, Chief.
- Inspector Gadget: Just as I suspected. A highly suspicious situation with a highly suspicious group of people. I'll get to the bottom of it, or my name isn't Inspector Gadget!
- Inspector Gadget: [to a passenger, whom he suspects to be a M.A.D. agent] A lot of nice jewellery here. Sure'd like to get my "claws" on 'em!
- [leans over to the passenger]
- Posh passenger: Excuse me. I have to be somewhere else.
- Inspector Gadget: [almost falls over after the passenger walks away] Not very friendly, I'll have to keep my eye on that one.
- Dr. Claw: Ah, have patience, M.A.D Cat. Soon, millions of dollars worth of precious gems will be in my hands!
- [laughs]
- [Gadget steps outside for a quick stretch, and then notices the bomb that was placed on the doorstep earlier by the M.A.D Milkman, but thinks it is just a ticking milk bottle]
- Inspector Gadget: Hmm. Funny. This is the first ticking milk bottle I've ever seen. What will they think of next? Penny, here's the milk!
- [seconds later, Brain rushes out the door with the bomb, and throws it at the M.A.D Milkman, blowing him and his van up]
- Chief Quimby: Remember, Gadget, no one must suspect you're on the boat. We don't want to upset the passengers.
- Inspector Gadget: Don't worry, Chief.
- Chief Quimby: And keep the message this time!
- Inspector Gadget: No, thanks, Chief. It's all in the old memory bank.
- [crumples up the message, and sure enough, throws it back to Chief Quimby]
- Chief Quimby: Oh, no!
- [message blows up in Quimby's face]
- [while Gadget is snooping around the docks, a seagull squawks loudly in his ear]
- Inspector Gadget: [quietly] Quiet! Shh! Go away, bird! Go find a chicken to play with, this is a top secret assignment!
- Penny: Brain, are you ready for some action?
- [Brain, disguised as a waiter, is in a tricky situation, dealing with the passengers]
- Penny: What's the matter? Did you lose Uncle Gadget?
- [Brain nods his head with guilt]
- Penny: Then you'd better find him. Dr. Claw's on board and he's about to steal the jewels.
- [sure enough, the lights go out and the passengers' jewels are stolen]
- Inspector Gadget: Don't anyone move, I'm putting this entire ship under arrest!
- [Penny has just been caught by a M.A.D agent whilst snooping around, and is now locked in a cage in the boiler room of the cruise ship]
- Penny: If Uncle Gadget and Brain don't get here in time, Dr. Claw will escape with all the jewels, and I'll... I'll...
- [gasps]
- Inspector Gadget: [to Dr. Claw, after being tied to a crane hook] You'll never get away with this!
- Dr. Claw: Save your breath, Gadget! You'll need it! Now, Inspector Gadget, you can't swim!