- Inspector Gadget: So, you slipped away. No one gets away from Inspector Gadget and gets away with it.
- Penny: Uncle Gadget! A cliff!
- Inspector Gadget: Don't be silly, Penny. There are no cliffs in the desert. It's just a miraaage!
- [drives off the end of the cliff]
- Inspector Gadget: Maybe, it wasn't a mirage. Go-Go Gadget chute!
- [the chute is deployed out of the Gadgetmobile, and lands safely in a pool]
- [Dr. Claw's men are carrying the stolen sarcophagus. One of them complains]
- M.A.D Sarcofagus Thief #1: I got the heavier end. Let's switch.
- M.A.D Sarcofagus Thief #2: Eh, forget it. We flipped. I got heads, you got tails. Let's go!
- [Dr. Claw's men have set a trap, and are waiting for Gadget to walk into it]
- M.A.D Sarcofagus Thief #2: Is everything ready?
- M.A.D Mummy: Everything but Gadget!
- [both laugh evilly]
- [Dr. Claw's men have returned the sarcophagus to it's "rightful place of rest"]
- Dr. Claw: [angrily] What are you doing?
- M.A.D Sarcofagus Thief #2: It's the curse of Poot-Ta-Toot, boss!
- Dr. Claw: Oooh! You mean the curse of Gadget!
- [Gadget, Penny and Brain are being chased across the desert by a M.A.D agent, disguised as a desert nomad, on a camel. Seconds later, the M.A.D agent fires a cannonball at them]
- Inspector Gadget: [thinking it is a thunderclap] That's odd. Sounds like a thunderstorm. In the desert?
- [the cannonball bounces off the roof of the Gadgetmobile]
- Inspector Gadget: [thinking it was a hailstone] Correction. Make that a hailstorm.
- [the M.A.D agent fires another cannonball. This time, the cannonball stays in the air shortly before knocking the M.A.D agent off his camel]
- Chief Quimby: Be careful, Gadget! Remember Pharaoh Poot-Ta-Toot's curse!
- Inspector Gadget: Nonsense, Chief. A 4000 year old curse, is just supersticious rubbish!
- [puts the message back in the salad that Chief Quimby is hiding in, and it blows up]
- Chief Quimby: [groans] I think Poot-Ta-Toot's curse has already started.
- Penny: Good morning, Uncle Gadget. What was it like spending the night here?
- Inspector Gadget: To tell you the truth, Penny: Boring! I spent all night looking for a snack machine, and I just realized... I don't have any change!
- Inspector Gadget: I like to think of the desert as just a big beach without water.
- Penny: And a lot more sand.
- [Inside the pyramid of Poot-Ta-Toot, Gadget, Penny and Brain are getting a sneak preview of his treasure before it goes on exhibit the next day]
- Penny: [referring to the sarcophagus] Oh, I've never seen anything so rich!
- Inspector Gadget: Yes, Penny, that Poot-Ta-Toot must've been quite a guy. A little flamboyant, but that's politics.
- [whilst guarding Poot-Ta-Toot's treasure, Gadget is struggling with some pieces of string]
- Inspector Gadget: I should've taken a course in macramé!
- [Gadget has second thoughts about the whip he was shown earlier by the M.A.D agent, disguised as a desert nomad, who tried to finish him off first time round]
- Inspector Gadget: Now that I think about it, one of those whips would've made a nice gift for Chief Quimby's office.
- Inspector Gadget: I can't guard the Pharaoh's treasure if I'm wondering around here all night. The foyer must be around the next corner.