It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Gets Racist (2005)

Sydney 'Big Dawg' Colston: Large Man in Towel

Quotes 

• Dennis Reynolds : [alarm goes off, notices someone in bed with him]  Hello.

  [lifts up blanket to see body] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Nice. Beautiful.

  [rolls over onto person] 

  Boy : [waking up]  Hello, lover.

  Dennis Reynolds : Whoa! What the hell's going on?

  Boy : You've got nothing to be ashamed of.

  Dennis Reynolds : We didn't have sex, did we?

  Boy : No, don't be silly. It was all hands.

  Large Man in Towel : [emerges from bathroom]  How's that ass feel?

  [smacks Dennis' ass]