Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Armor of the Gods (2001)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Jackie : Uncle, why won't you sleep?

  Uncle : Because I have demons on the brain. I lay down all I hear is: chi spell. Chi spell! Chi spell!

  Jackie : Have you tried counting sheep?

  Uncle : [Uncle gasps]  Demons always eat sheep.

• Uncle : [after Jade turns off the TV]  I can hear the electricity in wires. Unplug!

• Uncle : [Jade enters Uncle's dream]  Jade. How happy I am to see you.

  Jade : You are?

  Uncle : You are my *favorite* person in the *whole* wide world.

  Jade : You're not Uncle! What have done with him?

• Uncle : You need the key ingredient found in every chi spell: hair of ewe.

  Jade : Didn't know my hair was so potent.

• Uncle : I see no hair of ewe.

  Jade : I keep plucking, I'm going to get a bald spot.

  Uncle : No Jade. Ewe. A female sheep.