Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Project A, for Astral (2000)

Stacie Chan: Jade, Shendu in Jade's Body

Quotes 

• Jackie : Hello?

  Jade : Jackie, help!

  Jackie : Jade? What's wrong?

  Jade : *Never* leave with Uncle again! We eat nothing but mungbeans and rice. And he reeks of garlic! And Uncle's no fun. I asked him when we could go to the new Melvin Moose Amusement Park, and he's all

  [Jade imitates Uncle] 

  Jade : "Roller Coasters are not good for digestion!"

• Jade : Whoa! What are you?

  Shendu : Everything you will grow to fear!

• Shendu in Jade's body : Time to awaken, dear Uncle.

  Jade : Sorry Charlie, but my body ain't big enough for both of us!

  [Tries to re-enter her own body] 

  Jade : Get out of there! Give me back my skin and bones!

• Jackie : Dream? Oh that's crazy, Jade. You're crazy.

  Jade : If I'm the crazy one, how come you're the one not wearing pants?