- Louise Jefferson: Florence, that's a great costume, Harpo Marx, right?
- [Florence honks yes]
- Louise Jefferson: Is George getting ready?
- [honks yes]
- Louise Jefferson: Did you get the jack-o-lantern carved?
- [Florence honks no]
- Louise Jefferson: Why not?
- [Florence spins around honking]
- Louise Jefferson: Oh... huh?
- Florence Johnston: I'm sorry, Mrs. Jefferson, I didn't have time to carve the jack-o-lantern.
- Louise Jefferson: Oh that's a shame, it just doesn't seem like Halloween without one.
- Florence Johnston: We could stick a candle in Mr. Jefferson's mouth and watch his eyes light up.
- Harry Bentley: I want to view the dog star.
- George Jefferson: Lassie?
- Harry Bentley: No, Sirius.
- George Jefferson: I am serious!
- George Jefferson: [looking through Bentley's telescope] Hot damn there's a woman in the apartment across the street exercising in a bikini!
- Louise Jefferson: [George has Louise look through the telescope to see the church after moving it to another view] Well I don't see the church, I see... my God!
- Florence Johnston: Lord, that must be a powerful telescope.
- Louise Jefferson: Horrible!
- George Jefferson: Weezy, what is it?
- Louise Jefferson: I just saw a man... kill someone!
- George Jefferson: [on the phone with the police] My wife said she just saw a murder. What did he look like, Weezy?
- Louise Jefferson: He was about 5'10.
- George Jefferson: About 5'10.
- Louise Jefferson: Had horn rimmed glasses.
- George Jefferson: Horn rimmed glasses.
- Louise Jefferson: Furry ears and a cotton tail.
- George Jefferson: Furry ears and... a cotton tail?
- Louise Jefferson: The killer was a rabbit.
- Harry Bentley: I just love Halloween: the goblins, the monsters, the ghouls, it's what America is all about.