Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : So me and Cherise are out with the French diplomats, and long story short... Ta-da!

  Maya Gallo : Wow! Is that an engagement ring?

  Nina Van Horn : I don't know. I woke up this morning in the floor of my apartment and I coughed up this. I am the luckiest girl in the world.

• Chris : I'd like to stay here yakking, but those mices aren't going to kill themselves. Meese? Mouses?

  Maya Gallo : Mice.

  Chris : Dammit, I knew that one!

• Nina Van Horn : He's cute, he's muscular, he's all yours.

  Maya Gallo : But it's not going to go anywhere.

  Nina Van Horn : It only has to go one place.

  Maya Gallo : Nina!

  Nina Van Horn : Your heart. I'm kidding, I meant the other place.

• Maya Gallo : He's not dumb. He knows about bugs and tools and... stuff.

  Nina Van Horn : See? You're getting dumber already. His dumbness is rubbing off on you.

  Maya Gallo : Stop calling my boyfriend dumb! Oh, my God! I called him his boyfriend! I have a boyfriend!

  Nina Van Horn : Don't get pregnant. That dumb baby will never find his way out.

• Maya Gallo : I am a terrible person. I just did something horrible. Don't you want to know what I did?

  Nina Van Horn : I don't know, eat cheescake? Isn't that what you girls agonize about?

• Maya Gallo : You're a lot smarter than you give yourself credit for.

  Chris : Thanks. Could you tell my wife that? She thinks I'm an idiot.