Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

A Spy in the House of Me (1999)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : [admiring his new engraved Louisville Slugger bat]  Check it out, right there: Jack Gallo. Every great ballplayer has had his name engraved on a Louisville Slugger.

  Dennis Finch : Yeah, I know. My niece Tiffany got one.

• Jack Gallo : Just be careful. Don't get all goofy.

  Maya Gallo : I won't, I'm not a teenager anymore. Duh!

• Jack Gallo : We must keep our eye on the ball. Cosmo may be on a winning streak, but the game's not over until the bottom of the ninth.

  Maya Gallo : Dad, could you pleasetake it easy on the baseball metaphors?

  Jack Gallo : Sure thing. Nina, you're up to plate.

• Jack Gallo : Why can't she see through that guy?

  Elliot DiMauro : It's the hair, it's always the hair.

• Maya Gallo : Don't play dumb with me!

  Jack Gallo : I'm not playing. I'm legitimately dumb.