Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

A Spy in the House of Me (1999)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : Be honest, Elliot. How old do I look?

  Elliot DiMauro : Do you still have a gun?

  Nina Van Horn : Yes.

  Elliot DiMauro : Twenty.

• Jack Gallo : Why can't she see through that guy?

  Elliot DiMauro : It's the hair, it's always the hair.

• Nina Van Horn : It's just that I haven't been in television since I played a Fembot in "Bionic Woman."

  Elliot DiMauro : That's not true. You were in that episode of "Cops".

  Nina Van Horn : They pushed my face in the grass. You can't even tell it's me.

• Maya Gallo : What's your character like?

  John Kenny : He's a bit of an odd bird, a dreamer.

  Elliot DiMauro : You just said he was a racist.

  John Kenny : He dreams of an all white country.

• John Kenny : Sorry, man. Now that I got a job, I won't be needing those headshots.

  Elliot DiMauro : Oh, darn. And I knew just where to put my tripod.