Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
About a Boy (2002)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Elliot DiMauro : It's really flattering.
Nina Van Horn : Unlike those hideous cargo pants. Change them or else.
Elliot DiMauro : Or else what?
[Nina splashes hot coffee on Elliot's pants]
Elliot DiMauro : Ow, it's hot!
Nina Van Horn : We're a fashion magazine, people. We're supposed to be setting an example. God, am I the only one who takes this seriously?
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Dennis Finch : You shot the cover of Rolling Stone? Wow, man. I'm impressed.
Elliot DiMauro : Thanks. Coming from you, that means a lot.
Dennis Finch : Wait a minute. Are you being sarcastic?
Elliot DiMauro : No. Are you?
Dennis Finch : No. You?
Elliot DiMauro : I'll tell you what. We'll both answer together on the count of three. Ready? One, two, three.
Elliot DiMauro , Dennis Finch : Nnnnnoooooyyyeeeeesssss... No!
Elliot DiMauro : I think we just had a moment.
Dennis Finch : No, we didn't because I was messing with you. Hey, everyone! Elliot thought we had a moment!
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Elliot DiMauro : And you never trusted anyone ever again.
Jack Gallo : Except for Bisquit. Until he bit me. But he got his.