Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
And the Femmy Goes To... (1999)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
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Quotes
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Emcee : And the Femmy goes to...
Elliot DiMauro : Oh, please don't let me win, please don't let me win, please don't let me win...
Emcee : Nancy Jones for Cosmo!
Elliot DiMauro : What? Oh, give me a break! This thing is fixed! I was robbed!
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Jack Gallo : Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this statue?
Elliot DiMauro : It has no genitals.
Jack Gallo : It's lonely.
Dennis Finch : Of course. It has no genitals.
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Jack Gallo : The truth is, who cares about animals in eye shadow?
Elliot DiMauro : Mountain folk?