Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

And the Femmy Goes To... (1999)

BJ Porter: Emcee

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• Jack Gallo : This guy hosted last year. He's great

  Emcee : So, do we really need to sit here for three hours, or can we just give all the awards to Cosmo?

  Jack Gallo : Get off the stage, you hack!

• Emcee : And the Femmy goes to...

  Elliot DiMauro : Oh, please don't let me win, please don't let me win, please don't let me win...

  Emcee : Nancy Jones for Cosmo!

  Elliot DiMauro : What? Oh, give me a break! This thing is fixed! I was robbed!