Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Blinded by the Right (2000)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
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Quotes
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Jack Gallo : Dennis, get me a bodyguard.
Elliot DiMauro : Here. Strong enough for a man.
Jack Gallo : I mean a real bodyguard.
Elliot DiMauro : Are you in any danger?
Jack Gallo : These are very violent times, and a man in my position needs to be careful.
Maya Gallo : Did Trump get one?
Jack Gallo : With an earpiece and a big old gun.
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Nina Van Horn : Sorry I'm late. I didn't hear my alarm go off.
Maya Gallo : Why not?
Nina Van Horn : I was locked in a self storage facility in Yonkers.
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Maya Gallo : All my feminist friends agree that the covers for Blush are sexist.
Elliot DiMauro : Are these the same friends who thing all intercourse is an act of violence?
Maya Gallo : Jan and Gertie, yes.
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Dennis Finch : I'll be your bodyguard.
[all laugh]
Dennis Finch : I'm serious. There are bodyguard schools.
[laugh some more]
Jack Gallo : See, he starts a joke, then he builds on it.
Dennis Finch : Yeah. See what I did there? Pretty sweet.
Elliot DiMauro : How about this? Let me be your bodyguard!
Jack Gallo : See, it's funny when Dennis does it 'cause he's scrawny.
Elliot DiMauro : But I said it with a funny voice.
Maya Gallo : Honey, let it go.
