Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : How about this? Your feet will float on the street...

  Maya Gallo : You've pitched that same thing to Calvin Klein.

  Nina Van Horn : At least I'm plugging away, which is more than can be said of those hedgerows you call eyebrows.

  Jack Gallo : That's enough.

  Maya Gallo : Well, at least I'm not thin and tall. Wait a minute...

  Dennis Finch : Call her a drunken skeleton. It's a classic for a reason.

  Nina Van Horn : Shut up, you little pygmy.

  Dennis Finch : Pygmies are great warriors, so thanks for the compliment, complimenter.

• Maya Gallo : This is how it should be, us getting together.

  Nina Van Horn : Much like your forehead and chin getting together, you thimble-headed freak.