Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Blush Gets Some Therapy (2002)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : Well, I'm off.
Elliot DiMauro : You're not sticking around?
Jack Gallo : Of course not. I'm not the one with the problem. And even if I was, who cares? I'm the boss.
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Jack Gallo : You four are always at each other's throats! The snide comments, the yelling, the back biting... This place is turning into the Vatican!
Elliot DiMauro : What?
Jack Gallo : They can't fool me. I know what goes on in there.
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Dr. Drake Kelson : I want to do an exercise. We're going to be a car. Dennis, you make revving noises; Maya, you go put-put; Elliot, you make screeching noises; and Nina, you be the horn. Ready? We're a car, now!
[they make the noises]
Dr. Drake Kelson : Stop! That was horrible. Why? Because you're not working together. Because you're not communicating.
Elliot DiMauro : [raises hand] How can we communicate better?
Dennis Finch : After that, can we figure out how to remove his lips from your ass?
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Dr. Drake Kelson : I have to make it look like there's a big problem to solve, and that's you.
Elliot DiMauro : But I'm the one who suggested the therapy in the first place!
Dr. Drake Kelson : You wore a beret. You were asking for it.
Elliot DiMauro : Monday's beret day.