- [Dennis is working with his sewing machine]
- Maya Gallo: Hey, what's going on?
- Elliot DiMauro: Dennis lost his penis on his way to work.
- Dennis Finch: Can she see you?
- David Carradine: No, I'm only in your mind. That's why I'm wearing this leather jacket you saw at Banana Republic.
- Dennis Finch: He was so normal growning up. We used to ride our skateboards, read comic books, talking about our dream weddings... all typical guy stuff.
- Dee Dee: Ms. Van Horn, can I say something?
- Nina Van Horn: Make it fast.
- Dee Dee: I didn't want to bring it up, but I haven't gone to the bathroom yet.
- Nina Van Horn: That's what weekends are for.
- Dennis Finch: Do you want to do anything tonight?
- Burt: Is there an arcade nearby?
- Dennis Finch: You still like video games?
- Burt: Of course. They didn't replace my brain, doof.
- Dennis Finch: You're the doof.
- Burt: Buttface!
- Dennis Finch: You're the buttface, buttface!
- Burt: You're the astronaut Buttface who ran unopposed for the mayor of Turdtown!
- Dennis Finch: Damn, Burt! You still got game!
- Maya Gallo: Hello? Thank God I got through. Do you still have tickets left for the feminist puppetry series? Really? You have every ticket left?
- Dennis Finch: Before we left, we made a sacred oath.
- Elliot DiMauro: To never forget that wonderful summer night by the lake.
- Dennis Finch: With your mom? Backfire!
- Maya Gallo: She shouldn't be abusing her influence like that.
- Dennis Finch: Maya, no can do on those dinner reservations.
- Maya Gallo: Tell him I'm Jack Gallo's daughter!
- Dennis Finch: As you wish, Evita.
- Nina Van Horn: Having a female assistant is great. Male assistants were always wasting energy fending off my advances.
- Nina Van Horn: Entre nous and frere Jacques, Dee Dee is not the Dee Dee we thought she was.
- Jack Gallo: She's not?
- Nina Van Horn: She's a completely different Dee Dee. She's Tommy Hilfiger's daughter.
- Jack Gallo: Really?
- Nina Van Horn: She doesn't want anybody to know. She wants to make it on her own.
- Jack Gallo: You know, I really admire that. You are kissing her ass, aren't you?
- Nina Van Horn: More than I kiss yours.
- Jack Gallo: Well, pace yourself.
- Elliot DiMauro: You didn't tell him she was Tommy Hilfiger's daughter, did you?
- Nina Van Horn: It may have slipped out.
- Elliot DiMauro: Oh, my God!
- Nina Van Horn: I know, I know. Mea culpa and labia menora.