David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Elliot DiMauro : It was nothing like that. We just talked. She says I'm a good listener.

  Dennis Finch : Good, then you'll be able to listen to this.

  [whispers] 

  Dennis Finch : You're a loser.

• Dennis Finch : Remember me? D. Finch.

  Rhonda Ferrara : What's the D stand for?

  Dennis Finch : Dennis, as in not if but whenis.

• Dennis Finch : Nina, you just got a call from an Andre.

  Nina Van Horn : Ah, Andre Delacroix, masseuse to the stars. A massage from him is like being touched by the hands of God, except God doesn't spend that much time on your thighs.

• Dennis Finch : Welcome to the jungle, baby. Hope you had your shots.

• Rhonda Ferrara : Shut up, you little gerbil. I'm driving this train, and you're just shoveling coal. If you don't keep it hot enough, I'm throwing you on the tracks like the piece of garbage that you are.

  Dennis Finch : Heaven must be missing an angel.