Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Dial 'N' for Murder (2000)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Dennis Finch : Break it down! You're a clown! I'm the king... of chesstown.

• Dennis Finch : Let me guess? She discovered you, taught you everything she knows, and then you dumped her cold.

  Nina Van Horn : Who told you that?

  Dennis Finch : You, at your 10th annual 39th birthday party.

• Elliot DiMauro : When Nature creates a perfect female body, men have to check it out. It's in our genetic coding.

  Dennis Finch : Our DNA likes the T n' A.

• Catherine DuChamp : Are you gonna sit down, or shall I ask the waitress for a booster seat?

  Dennis Finch : That's funny. Did you make that same joke to Napoleon?

• Dennis Finch : [a beautiful blonde walks by]  Ooh! All hail her royal heinie.

  Elliot DiMauro : Where has she been hiding?

  Dennis Finch : Accounts layable.

  Elliot DiMauro : More like human resources.

  Dennis Finch : What?

  Elliot DiMauro : Hey, I'm trying, man.