Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Dog Day Afternoon (2000)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Dennis Finch : Jack just hit the lottery.
Nina Van Horn : Wow. The rich keep getting richer.
Dennis Finch : Not really. I didn't buy the ticket.
Nina Van Horn : What?
Dennis Finch : I never do. I buy candy.
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Elliot DiMauro : I never had a dog.
Nina Van Horn : They're great. We had one on the farm. He had only three legs, but tremendous testicles.
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Nina Van Horn : Morning, Finch.
Dennis Finch : I'm surprised you made it in.
Nina Van Horn : And why is that?
Dennis Finch : I'm always surprised you make it in.
Nina Van Horn : What are you implying?
Dennis Finch : I'm not really implying anything, I'm saying you reek like a Bob Marley concert.
Nina Van Horn : Oh, please. I have long since outgrown such foolishness.
Dennis Finch : Is that a dog?
Nina Van Horn : Oh, thank God, you see it too.
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Dennis Finch : How am I going to tell him?
Nina Van Horn : Can I do it?
Dennis Finch : No, you have to help me find a way out of this.
Nina Van Horn : Why should I?
Dennis Finch : Because... because I know about that... that thing you did.
Nina Van Horn : You're bluffing.
Dennis Finch : The bad thing.
Nina Van Horn : I don't wanna go to jail.
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Dennis Finch : She's testing ya, bro.
Nina Van Horn : She's seeing if you can be a father.
Elliot DiMauro : Maya's not like that.
Dennis Finch : Then why did she write that article titled "Can your dude be a dad? Get a dog."
[everyone stares]
Dennis Finch : From July '99? Hot Celebrities in Hot Getaways? They all go to Hawaii... Does anyone read this magazine?
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Dennis Finch : I think I figured out a way out of this lottery mess.
Nina Van Horn : Wait a minute. What if we enter the lottery in a different state, win that, and give Jack the fifty thousand? Or maybe a little less. He'll never count it.
Dennis Finch : Can I do this by myself? No.
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Dennis Finch : I can't leave my post for a second. I have to be alert in case Jack goes to cash in his lottery ticket.
Nina Van Horn : I wouldn't worry about it.
Dennis Finch : Why not?
Nina Van Horn : Because he left half an hour ago.
Dennis Finch : What? That's impossible! My eyes haven't moved for...
[Woman enters office]
Dennis Finch : Well, look who's back?