Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Dog Day Afternoon (2000)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Elliot DiMauro : I never had a dog.
Nina Van Horn : They're great. We had one on the farm. He had only three legs, but tremendous testicles.
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Elliot DiMauro : I can't be opening bags and looking for bags and constantly dealing with bags.
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Dennis Finch : She's testing ya, bro.
Nina Van Horn : She's seeing if you can be a father.
Elliot DiMauro : Maya's not like that.
Dennis Finch : Then why did she write that article titled "Can your dude be a dad? Get a dog."
[everyone stares]
Dennis Finch : From July '99? Hot Celebrities in Hot Getaways? They all go to Hawaii... Does anyone read this magazine?
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Elliot DiMauro : There you are, Henri, mon ami. Sometimes we like to pretend we're French.
Denise : I once gave him a French fry.
Elliot DiMauro : Not really the same thing.