David Cross: Donnie

Quotes 

• Donnie : I made a go of it. But paying rent, making car payments, reaching for stuff... Eh, it's just not who I am.

• Donnie : Dennis, when are you gonna stop hiding from behind your desk and come join me in the brotherhood of salesmen?

  Dennis Finch : I don't know. Would I have to wear the coonskin cap?

• Maya Gallo : So you sell insurance now?

  Donnie : Oh, I'm not selling anything. I provide piece of mind.

  Maya Gallo : Is that somehow connected with the toupee?

  Donnie : I don't follow.

  Maya Gallo : You used to be bald.

  Donnie : No... you must be mistaken.