Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Elliott the Geek (1998)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Dennis : You couldn't score in a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas.

• Dennis : Good morning. Hmm, tension in the air. Let me guess: Mr. Love Machine here was going yappity-wappity about getting it on with the ladies. And Mother Superior was all, "What a pig!" And you were all, "But me likie them women." And you were all, "Boo-hoo-hoo! What about our brains?"

  Maya : Finch, do you want to get smacked?

  Dennis : Kinda. I'm not proud of it.

• Jack : People don't respect me because I'm the boss. It's getting respect that's made me the boss.

  Dennis : Ah, I see.

  [moves away a bottle of scotch] 

  Dennis : No more for you.

• Dennis : [reading from Elliot's yearbook]  Captain of the chess club. Ha ha ha!

  Maya : I'm surprised you weren't in the marching band.

  Dennis : Whoa, whoa, whoa! Were you ever invited to play the Gator Bowl? I didn't think so.