Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Evaluate This! (2003)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : I don't like walking. It's so pedestrian.
Maya Gallo : You're walking.
Nina Van Horn : God gave us feet for three reasons: to be massaged, pedicured, and tied to the other end of the bed.
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Jack Gallo : I want you to be honest. Really let me have it.
Maya Gallo : Well, you can be pushy.
Jack Gallo : There you go.
Vicki Costa : And you're self-centered.
Jack Gallo : That's it.
Elliot DiMauro : [stands up and slams hand on table] You belittle me!
Jack Gallo : Okay...
Elliot DiMauro : I give and give and you never give anything back!
Jack Gallo : All right, Sally, take a Midol.
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Maya Gallo : [finds Nina still on the floor] Oh, Nina! Were you there all night?
Nina Van Horn : I think I blacked out a couple of times.
Maya Gallo : Oh, I'm so sorry... Wait a minute. If you have been there all night, why is there fresh ice in that glass?
Nina Van Horn : Oh, kiss my ass, Nancy Drew!