Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : Honesty is one of those things people say they want, but they really don't, like education or children.

• Nina Van Horn : [finds a pill on the floor]  Hello, old friend.

  [puts pill in mouth, then spits it out] 

  Nina Van Horn : Oh, dammit! It's a Tic-Tac!

• Nina Van Horn : I don't like walking. It's so pedestrian.

  Maya Gallo : You're walking.

  Nina Van Horn : God gave us feet for three reasons: to be massaged, pedicured, and tied to the other end of the bed.

• [Maya distracted Nina while she was walking across the street by pointing out a street juggler and now she's in a cast] 

  Nina Van Horn : Little tip: never yell, 'Look, he's got six balls!' at someone who's about to step off a curb.

• Jack Gallo : It's Fashion Week. Nina, I'm sure you're looking forward to all those parties.

  Nina Van Horn : I resent that. Just because you flatline at a couple of parties they label you a party animal.

• Maya Gallo : [finds Nina still on the floor]  Oh, Nina! Were you there all night?

  Nina Van Horn : I think I blacked out a couple of times.

  Maya Gallo : Oh, I'm so sorry... Wait a minute. If you have been there all night, why is there fresh ice in that glass?

  Nina Van Horn : Oh, kiss my ass, Nancy Drew!