Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Fast Times at Finchmont High (2000)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

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Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : You know what? I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be celibate.

  [Maya laughs as she passes by] 

  Elliot DiMauro : Don't let that discourage you, all right? That's only one person's opinion.

  Jack Gallo : [from inside his office]  Nina? Ha ha ha!

• Maya Gallo : Nina, your boyfriend is sitting behind my desk naked smoking a cigar.

  Nina Van Horn : That is so romantic.

• Nina Van Horn : I spent the entire weekend watching the tape of my A&E Biography, and I've realized a few things.

  Elliot DiMauro : How many don't involve your looks or your weight?

  Nina Van Horn : Four.

  Elliot DiMauro : Or your hair?

  Nina Van Horn : One.

  Elliot DiMauro : Make it quick.

• Miguel : I am in the mood for a Nina colada.

  Nina Van Horn : If anyone needs me, I'll be in ecstasy.

• Elliot DiMauro : [after Nina resists Miguel]  I'm proud of you, Nina. Come on. I'll buy you a drink.

  Nina Van Horn : I can't.

  Elliot DiMauro : Why not?

  Nina Van Horn : Because if I move, I'll have an orgasm.

• Nina Van Horn : Could you hold on for a moment?

  Miguel : I will be on an erotic holding pattern.

• Nina Van Horn : Who knows what I could have accomplished if I hadn't been sidetracked by men? I could have been president, or a teacher, or at least mastered multiplication and goes into.

• Nina Van Horn : I looked straight at the navel of the beast and said, "No, gracias."

  Dennis Finch : I had a chance to D-Finch a high-school girl, possibly in a paddle boat, and I too said, "No, gracias."

  Nina Van Horn : Mine was Spanish.

  Dennis Finch : Mine took Spanish.