Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : All I'm saying is that a woman's lack of self-worth can be measured by a yardstick I like to call the bikini.

  Dennis Finch : I likes them small so they don't hold in the big.

  Maya Gallo : Can you not look at my chest when you say those things?

  Dennis Finch : Sure. Just turn around and bend over.

• Maya Gallo : This competition is childish and immature, and I can't believe you would treat a woman like that.

  Elliot DiMauro : We did it to you when you first came here.

  Maya Gallo : You did? Thanks, you guys!

• Maya Gallo : You're fighting over Amy like she were Molly Ringwald or something.

  Dennis Finch : You know, there's this section in the video store called New Releases.

• Nina Van Horn : If you think I can't kick you in the head, that's where you're wrong. I was a dancer in Vegas.

  Maya Gallo : Back off, sister! I didn't stay a virgin through grad school without learning a few moves.

• Maya Gallo : There is something to be said about positive reinforcement.

  Jack Gallo : Yes, and that thing is...

  [Razz] 

• Elliot DiMauro : [Dennis is now Amy's assistant]  I'm screwed! He's going to cater to her every whim. This is what Finch does best.

  Maya Gallo : He's not that good an assistant.

  Elliot DiMauro : He boils and bottles Jack a special shampoo.