David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Dennis Finch : That's it, time for a Finch attack! Crank it, spank it, smack it on the bing-bong!

• Maya Gallo : All I'm saying is that a woman's lack of self-worth can be measured by a yardstick I like to call the bikini.

  Dennis Finch : I likes them small so they don't hold in the big.

  Maya Gallo : Can you not look at my chest when you say those things?

  Dennis Finch : Sure. Just turn around and bend over.

• Elliot DiMauro : You know, Finch. I admire your honesty.

  Dennis Finch : And I admire your feminine boots.

• Maya Gallo : You're fighting over Amy like she were Molly Ringwald or something.

  Dennis Finch : You know, there's this section in the video store called New Releases.