Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Finch Gets Dick (1999)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

Quotes 

• Elliot DiMauro : [to Kyle, a hand model]  Have we ever worked together?

  Kyle : I doubt it. I mostly work in the west coast. For some reason I get more hand jobs out there.

• Jack Gallo : You're jealous because you're insecure.

  Dennis Finch : I am, and I shouldn't be.

  Jack Gallo : Yes, you should. You never let her see the real you. For Gosh's sake, you have her thinking you were a marksman in the Gulf War.

  Dennis Finch : Tank commander, but I see your point.

  Jack Gallo : If you want your marriage to work, you have to be honest with her.

  Dennis Finch : There has to be another way.

  Jack Gallo : Honesty, Dennis. It's the key to a healthy marriage.

  Elliot DiMauro : Jack, Ally wants to know if you can join her for lunch.

  Jack Gallo : Tell her I'm at the dentist.

  Jack Gallo : [to Dennis]  It's a little game we play.

• Elliot DiMauro : I wouldn't worry about this Kyle. They're just buddies, like in "When Harry Met Sally".

  Dennis Finch : Harry slept with Sally.

  Elliot DiMauro : Really? I left early.