George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : This is a real gym, hard core. This is not like those places where you Slim Down with Salsa.

  Dennis Finch : It's Tone Up with Tango, and I use ankle weights. These bozos wouldn't last the day.

• Jack Gallo : She's not normal. It's one thing when women mud wrestle in bikinis. There's dignity in that.

• Nina Van Horn : So she's a female bisexual boxer?

  Jack Gallo : Dennis, here's a hundred dollars. I want you to buy yourself a hooker. It'll be the most normal relationship you've ever had.

• Jack Gallo : Wait a minute. How do we know you and Kevin haven't worked out some sort of system?

  Kevin Liotta : [shouting]  I'm not a cheater!

  Jack Gallo : Okay, that's good enough for me.

• Jack Gallo : You know, I was quite the boxer.

  Dennis Finch : I blew up a tank in the Gulf War.

  Jack Gallo : You can't let me have anything, can you?

• Jack Gallo : Dennis, are you drinking my good scotch?

  Nina Van Horn : Calm down, it's mostly water now, anyway... I'm guessing.