Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : Let's play Brain Fever. It sounds sexy and tropical, like malaria.

• Elliot DiMauro : You're dating a woman boxer?

  Nina Van Horn : That's perfect. You can knit her a new jock strap.

• Nina Van Horn : So she's a female bisexual boxer?

  Jack Gallo : Dennis, here's a hundred dollars. I want you to buy yourself a hooker. It'll be the most normal relationship you've ever had.

• Brain Fever Brain : What are you, stupid?

  Nina Van Horn : Aw, that sounds just like my pa.

• Maya Gallo : I'll be looking forward to it.

  Nina Van Horn : Well, don't look too far forward, because you might find yourself looking backwards. At yourself, running sideways.

• Jack Gallo : Dennis, are you drinking my good scotch?

  Nina Van Horn : Calm down, it's mostly water now, anyway... I'm guessing.