Brian Posehn: Kevin Liotta

Quotes 

• Kevin Liotta : You want to hear a funny story? I once ran into your dad at the park.

  Maya Gallo : You did? What happened?

  Kevin Liotta : I told you, I ran into him at the park. Wow, with her in charge, this place is gonna go down the tubes.

• Maya Gallo : That was awkward.

  Kevin Liotta : Here I come.

  Dennis Finch : Oh, no.

  Kevin Liotta : [comes skipping in a sailor suit and holding a prop lollipop]  On the Good Ship Lollipop / It's a quick trip to a candy shop... Wait, where's Mr. Gallo? Finch, if this is a practical joke, I will literally rip your head off!