Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Guess Who's Coming to Blush (2002)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

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Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : All right, what have you got?

  Maya Gallo : I have some great new, innovative ideas.

  Nina Van Horn : And some cleverly repackaged old ones.

• Maya Gallo : You can have the Equal.

  Jack Gallo : Maya, I can have the Equal, I can have honey and molasses, I can go to Brazil, get a machete and hack me a stalk of pure cane, but all I want is the Sweet and Low! But apparently, what I want is irrelevant!

  [goes into his office] 

  Elliot DiMauro : What's with him?

  Nina Van Horn : Read between the lines! The man really likes his Sweet and Low!

• Nina Van Horn : When a man is like that, there's only one thing it could be: his penis.

  Elliot DiMauro : I'm gonna have to go with Nina on this one.

  Maya Gallo : It's not that. He's worried about circulation.

  Nina Van Horn : In his penis.

  Maya Gallo : He thinks the magazine is in trouble. For thirty years he's been able to solve the problem, but now he doesn't fell like he can reach down and pull it out anymore.

  Nina Van Horn : Don't make me say it.

• Maya Gallo : She's driving everyone crazy!

  Jack Gallo : Good! Creative people do their best work when their angry. Mozart used to throw pastry at his cat.

  Maya Gallo : No, he didn't.

  Jack Gallo : Maybe it was Billy Joel.