Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Guess Who's Coming to Blush (2002)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

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Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Where's the Sweet and Low?

  Dennis Finch : [points at crotch]  Right here, chief. Just ask the ladies.

  Elliot DiMauro : I think he meant the other tiny pink package.

• Jack Gallo : When we get to the meeting, you tell them everything you told me, except that thing you called my mother. It may be true, but it's irrelevant.

• Jack Gallo : All right, what have you got?

  Maya Gallo : I have some great new, innovative ideas.

  Nina Van Horn : And some cleverly repackaged old ones.

• Maya Gallo : You can have the Equal.

  Jack Gallo : Maya, I can have the Equal, I can have honey and molasses, I can go to Brazil, get a machete and hack me a stalk of pure cane, but all I want is the Sweet and Low! But apparently, what I want is irrelevant!

  [goes into his office] 

  Elliot DiMauro : What's with him?

  Nina Van Horn : Read between the lines! The man really likes his Sweet and Low!

• Jack Gallo : The New York Post thinks we're irrelevant. Let me read to you just how irrelevent we are

  [puts on glasses and reads] 

  Jack Gallo : Very.

• Maya Gallo : She's driving everyone crazy!

  Jack Gallo : Good! Creative people do their best work when their angry. Mozart used to throw pastry at his cat.

  Maya Gallo : No, he didn't.

  Jack Gallo : Maybe it was Billy Joel.