Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : Hey, is that one of Simon's music awards?

  Nina Van Horn : Yeah. You see that pirate chick over there? I'm going to bludgeon her to death with Best Album of 1983.

  Maya Gallo : That's crazy!

  Nina Van Horn : I know, Synchronicity should have won hands down.

• Maya Gallo : What is your problem?

  Elliot DiMauro : Nothing.

  Maya Gallo : You are always fighting her over the smallest little thing.

  Elliot DiMauro : Little? Yesterday, she takes a banana, she peels a little and takes a bite, peels a little, takes a bite... Peel it all the way down, we're trying to run a business here!

• Maya Gallo : This is just like high school. You're like that boy who teases the girl he likes. Maybe she's smart, a little awkward. Her body's not quite developed yet, and then one summer, Blam!, and now what am I going to do with these?

  Elliot DiMauro : What?

  Maya Gallo : Nothing.

• Maya Gallo : [to Vicki]  Hey, Betty Boop.

  Vicki Costa : Hey. And you are?

  Maya Gallo : Fran Leibowitz? Hello, the author? Famed humorist?... I'm Kramer.

  Vicki Costa : Kramer! Now that's funny!