Simon Templeman: Simon Leeds

Quotes 

• Simon Leeds : I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.

  Nina Van Horn : Oh, that's sweet.

  Simon Leeds : No, seriously. I can't remember.

• Simon Leeds : Penny and I are ancient history, like the Sphinx or the Pet Shop Boys.

• Nina Van Horn : Excuse me, everyone. How many people in here have slept with Simon Leeds?

  [all the women raise their hands] 

  Nina Van Horn : See?

  Simon Leeds : Big deal. How many people here have slept with Nina Van Horn?

  [everyone raises their hands] 

  Nina Van Horn : For the record, I only went to second base with the unicorn.