Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

In the Company of Maya (1998)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : You remember that PR woman from Cosmo who tried to run over her boss with her car? She was turned into A-list party material overnight. Why? Because she had a hook.

  Maya Gallo : So my hook is I'm a sexual predator?

  Nina Van Horn : Hey, back off! That's my hook.

• Nina Van Horn : Who is that guy with Maya?

  Dennis Finch : I don't recall. Perhaps a dead president might jog my memory.

  Nina Van Horn : Okay, here.

  [give Dennis some money] 

  Dennis Finch : His name is Steve McPherson. He's a writer and Maya's helping him with his articles.

  Nina Van Horn : Where did he come from?

  Dennis Finch : I'm blanking.

  [Nina gives him more money] 

  Dennis Finch : He's a failed playwright, so he got into journalism.

  Nina Van Horn : Anything else?

  Dennis Finch : I can't remember.

  [Nina gives him more money] 

  Dennis Finch : I still can't remember.

  [Nina gives him more money] 

  Dennis Finch : Seriously, I can't remember, but nice doing business with you.

• Nina Van Horn : Maya, the Salvation Army just called. That chest of yours, just stick it out and they'll be all over it.