Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
In the Company of Maya (1998)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
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Quotes
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Jack Gallo : You know, I used to date a model who posed for lingerie ads.
Elliot DiMauro : And?
Jack Gallo : That's it, no point, just boasting.
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[after viewing Staci's hemorrhoid commercial]
Staci : So, what did you think?
Elliot DiMauro : I'm... speechless.
Dennis Finch : I'm not.
Elliot DiMauro : Yes, you are.
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Elliot DiMauro : Oh, God! Why did it have to be hemorrhoids?
Jack Gallo : I think it's great. You should be proud of her.
Elliot DiMauro : You think so?
Dennis Finch : You know what they say. You have to start at the *bottom*.
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Elliot DiMauro : I'm going to have lunch with Staci.
Dennis Finch : Oh, will that be buffet or sit down?
Elliot DiMauro : Look, I'm okay with her doing a hemorrhoid commercial.
Dennis Finch : I know, I'm itching to see it again. Have a swell time. Get it? Swell, because...
Elliot DiMauro : I get it!
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Elliot DiMauro : So, Miss "women aren't objects"? Is this the pot feeling up the kettle.
Maya Gallo : I didn't feel up any kettle. This is all a scam.
Jack Gallo : Scam or not, we need to protect ourselves. So if anyone asks, this meeting took place in March 1994.