George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : I don't care is he is the president of Iraq. Only Selleck can pull off that moustache.

• Jack Gallo : Vicki has been asking for more work to do.

  Nina Van Horn : Well, maybe I want a higher position.

  Jack Gallo : You could actually do the work I assign you.

  Nina Van Horn : And what perks would this new position entail?

• Jack Gallo : I want it done by Friday.

  Nina Van Horn : So now we have to work weekends too?

• Elliot DiMauro : Sorry if I'm late. Everyone just wants to thank me. Does anyone thank the sun for shining everyday?

  Jack Gallo : Did you just compare yourself to the source of all life on this planet?

  Elliot DiMauro : It's a heck of a picture.

• Maya Gallo : I'm so proud of you, dad. Here Elliot is being completely arrogant, and you rise above it. You are a great man.

  Jack Gallo : I'm gonna crush him like a bug.

  Maya Gallo : Wait, what?

• Maya Gallo : You can't manipulate people like that. What are you, a puppet master?

  Jack Gallo : I was going to say savvy manager, but puppet master is cute.

  Maya Gallo : We're not puppets, we're independent people.

  Jack Gallo : No, you're not.

• Jack Gallo : I can't have someone in here acting like he's better than anyone else. That's my job.

• Jack Gallo : George, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. That Indiana Jones, he's based on me, right?

  George Lucas : What?

  Jack Gallo : The rugged good looks, the world traveler, the hat. I have a hat just like that.

  George Lucas : You got me.

  Jack Gallo : I knew it!