Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
King Lear Jet (1997)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : [looking at a photo] Uh-oh, nipple.
Dennis Finch : Really? Give it! I see, there's Waldo. Good eye, chief.
Elliot DiMauro : Let me see. Oh, yeah, turkey's done.
Maya Gallo : Hopefully, this concludes Mutual of Omaha's Nipple Safari.
Elliot DiMauro : Oh, Maya. I forgot you were still here.
Maya Gallo : Well, it was my fault for wearing a shirt.
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Maya Gallo : How can you hate Shakespeare? In one couplet, Shakespeare is able to capture the gamut of human emotion: love, joy, sorrow, fear...
Elliot DiMauro : Boredom.
Maya Gallo : You too?
Elliot DiMauro : Face it, no one actually loves Shakespeare. They just say they do, like cuddling.
Maya Gallo : If that's so, then why have his plays been performed for four hundred years?
Nina Van Horn : I saw Shakespeare in the park. Seemed like four hundred years.
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Maya Gallo : The man wrote 37 plays, each more brilliant than the last. Except for Pericles. I think he phoned in that one.
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Elliot DiMauro : Methinks the lady doth pack too much.
Nina Van Horn : A skycap, a skycap, my kingdom for a skycap!
Maya Gallo : My kingdom for a muzzle.
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Dennis Finch : Oh, you hate to see this.
Maya Gallo : What?
Dennis Finch : You're the only woman in here. That kind of boy-girl ratio does not favor the Finch.
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Maya Gallo : [about Jack's remote control door] Why would anyone need something like that?
Nina Van Horn : Let me tell you about the bad day I've had. It all started when I woke up...
[Jack closes door on her]
Maya Gallo : I want one of those.
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Maya Gallo : How could you give those tickets to Elliot and Nina?
Jack Gallo : They asked me for them.
Maya Gallo : But I'm the one who loves Shakespeare!
Jack Gallo : How was I supposed to know that?
Maya Gallo : It was my major in college. I named the family cat Othello.
Jack Gallo : So? You named your turtle Amelia Earhart. That didn't mean you wanted to be a pilot.
Maya Gallo : Actually, it did. I logged in over 400 hours.
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Dennis Finch : Jack, that was Ally. Something about King Lear.
Maya Gallo : King Lear?
Dennis Finch : You know, to snore or not to snore?