Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

King Lear Jet (1997)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : [looking at a photo]  Uh-oh, nipple.

  Dennis Finch : Really? Give it! I see, there's Waldo. Good eye, chief.

  Elliot DiMauro : Let me see. Oh, yeah, turkey's done.

  Maya Gallo : Hopefully, this concludes Mutual of Omaha's Nipple Safari.

  Elliot DiMauro : Oh, Maya. I forgot you were still here.

  Maya Gallo : Well, it was my fault for wearing a shirt.

• Jack Gallo : Does anyone else mind if I call Maya peanut?

  Dennis Finch : You should hear what we call her.

• Jack Gallo : [his electronic door is acting up]  Dennis!

  Dennis Finch : What?

  Jack Gallo : I can't get the door to stop doing that thing! Is someone using the microwave?

  Dennis Finch : Yeah. Baxter is making a baked potato.

  Jack Gallo : Get in here and help me!

  Dennis Finch : Are you wasted? I'm not going anywhere near that thing. It's like a John Carpenter movie.

• Jack Gallo : [as the door is going haywire]  Dennis, for the love of God! Stop the baked potatoes!

• Maya Gallo : How could you give those tickets to Elliot and Nina?

  Jack Gallo : They asked me for them.

  Maya Gallo : But I'm the one who loves Shakespeare!

  Jack Gallo : How was I supposed to know that?

  Maya Gallo : It was my major in college. I named the family cat Othello.

  Jack Gallo : So? You named your turtle Amelia Earhart. That didn't mean you wanted to be a pilot.

  Maya Gallo : Actually, it did. I logged in over 400 hours.