Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

King Lear Jet (1997)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

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Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : I always hated Shakespeare in high school.

  Dennis Finch : Why, did he write something mean in your yearbook?

• Maya Gallo : How can you hate Shakespeare? In one couplet, Shakespeare is able to capture the gamut of human emotion: love, joy, sorrow, fear...

  Elliot DiMauro : Boredom.

  Maya Gallo : You too?

  Elliot DiMauro : Face it, no one actually loves Shakespeare. They just say they do, like cuddling.

  Maya Gallo : If that's so, then why have his plays been performed for four hundred years?

  Nina Van Horn : I saw Shakespeare in the park. Seemed like four hundred years.

• Elliot DiMauro : Methinks the lady doth pack too much.

  Nina Van Horn : A skycap, a skycap, my kingdom for a skycap!

  Maya Gallo : My kingdom for a muzzle.

• [Elliot and Nina are stuck in an elevator] 

  Elliot DiMauro : Oh, this is perfect. Some idiot ripped out the emergency phone and replaced it with a bottle of gin.

  Nina Van Horn : It seemed like a good idea last week.

• Maya Gallo : [about Jack's remote control door]  Why would anyone need something like that?

  Nina Van Horn : Let me tell you about the bad day I've had. It all started when I woke up...

  [Jack closes door on her] 

  Maya Gallo : I want one of those.