Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
La Cage (1997)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
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Quotes
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Dennis Finch : Could have warned me about the cage.
Elliot DiMauro : Yeah, I'm going around telling everyone I was locked in a cage. I warned you to stay away from her. You are going to stay away from her, right?
Dennis Finch : Yes, definitely... Probably not.
Elliot DiMauro : She put you in a cage.
Dennis Finch : Well, when you think about it, we all live in a cage. Isn't society, by nature, the biggest cage of all?
Elliot DiMauro : Society doesn't take the key with it when it goes to Starbucks.
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Elliot DiMauro : Licking stamps?
Dennis Finch : Yeah, I was. Now I'm just answering obvious questions.
Nikki Ellston : Hi. Licking stamps?
Dennis Finch : Good question. Yes, I am.
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Nikki Ellston : What are you doing later?
Dennis Finch : [in disbelief yet almost accusatory] Are you asking me out?
Nikki Ellston : I think it'd be fun.
Dennis Finch : Maybe we're not on the same page here, here. Um, you mean, going out? Like in dinner, a movie... naughty time?
Nikki Ellston : Mmm, I don't eat dinner - and I hate movies - so... when do you think you'll be able to get out from behind that desk?
Dennis Finch : It's gonna be a couple minutes.
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Elliot DiMauro : This is the beginning of your worst nightmare.
Dennis Finch : No, my worst nightmare involves being covered in frogs.
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Jack Gallo : The budget is extremely tight right now.
Nina Van Horn : Really?
Jack Gallo : Yes. We all have to make sacrifices.
Dennis Finch : Jack, your solid gold spy pen just arrived.
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Elliot DiMauro : She left you in the woods, buddy. Nice girls don't do that.
Dennis Finch : Yeah! There were bees, and other loud things.
Nikki Ellston : Those were just tree frogs.
Dennis Finch : Tree frogs? Good God! If I had known that earlier, I would have run into a big rock and killed myself!
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Dennis Finch : Hey.
Elliot DiMauro : Finch, this is an intervention.
Dennis Finch : [to Nina] Ha, ha, ha! I knew those weren't vitamins!
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Dennis Finch : A man doesn't go sprinting through the sticker bushes in his underpants without coming out a little wiser.
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Elliot DiMauro : You don't understand. Nikki, she... she has a wild side.
Dennis Finch : Oh, poor, puritanical, horse-and-buggy-driving Jedediah.
Elliot DiMauro : You're going to regret this.
Dennis Finch : The only thing I regret is not putting talcum on under these pants.
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Dennis Finch : The cage was the last straw for you, wasn't it?
Elliot DiMauro : Right after the cage. And a little time after that - boom! - it was over.
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Dennis Finch : Jack, I'm going out.
Jack Gallo : Remember, stay away from that Nikki.
Dennis Finch : I'm going to a party with her.
Jack Gallo : Have fun!