Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Lemon Wacky Hello (1997)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack : Here, Dennis.

  Dennis : Oh, another scarf. What are the odds?

  Jack : No. It's an ascot. The pictures tell the story of a young boy so daring he stole wisdom from the moon.

  Dennis : Thank you. I will cherish it always.

  [to Elliot] 

  Dennis : Trade you for the screaming monkey.

  Elliot : Done.

• Jack : [gives Maya a scarf]  Here, I saw this and thought of you. The pictures tells the story of a young girl so beautiful she stole envy from the moon.

  Maya : Oh, it's beautiful. Thanks, dad.

  Jack : Here, Nina. I got you one too.

• Elliot : How was China?

  Jack : It was wonderful. You know, it's the Year of the Rat, but I keep writing Year of the Dog on my checks. The guy at the airport told me that one.

  Dennis : Not as well as you, I'll bet.

• Maya : Remember when I told you I fixed the board?

  Jack : Yes.

  Maya : Well, I fixed it all right. I fixed it to death.

• Jack : The day a productive man can't enjoy a tasty treat from the Orient is the day I move into a cave and sleep on my own beard.

  Cop : I'm looking for a Nina Van Horn.

  Jack : Take her away.

• Jack : Lester, act like my hand.