- Jack Gallo: Look at that bridge. That's the George Washington Bridge.
- Dennis Finch: Oh, no.
- Jack Gallo: The man deserves a bridge. In fact, he was a bridge. A bridge from tyranny to freedom.
- Dennis Finch: Where did this come from? Did you see movie? Read a book?
- Jack Gallo: Book. I'm nearly at page three and I'm riveted.
- Jack Gallo: Get me the Stafford catalog. I want to own something of the man, something that will inspire me every day.
- Dennis Finch: So the Ben Franklin phase is over?
- Jack Gallo: Yes, Get rid of the kite. Leave the key.
- Jack Gallo: From now on, we're gonna be the toughest damn fashion magazine in town. Except maybe for Glamour. Those guys are a bunch of hooligans.
- Nina Van Horn: This is such a classic Maya Gallo move. You take a perfectly good faomus person like Ray Liotta and instead of rising to his cool, celebrity status, you drag him down to your pedestrian level.
- Ray Liotta: I don't want to be a celebrity anymore. I just want to do boring, ordinary boyfriend stuff.
- Nina Van Horn: Then you, sir, have hit the soulmate lottery.
- Jack Gallo: Is that the Maya thing?
- Dennis Finch: You know about the Maya thing?
- Jack Gallo: Who doesn't know about the Maya thing?
- Maya Gallo: Hey, what's going on?
- Ray Liotta: Remember in Hannibal when Hannibal made me eat my own brain? This is worse. Because it's not my brain this time, Maya. It's my real heart.
- Nina Van Horn: You're a moron, Ray.
- Ray Liotta: This is great. Just a couple of regular people calling each other morons.
- Dennis Finch: This is much better than my Maya thing. Mine was just Maya changing into a sports bra.
- Maya Gallo: Give me that!
- Jack Gallo: Listen at you two, complaining about soda. Do you realize the kind of hardships George Washington's men had to endure that winter at Valley Forge?
- Dennis Finch: Kinda. The AC is great, but sometimes it gets a little chilly.